Procrastination
Pointless waste of time #605.
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line four. Write down what it says:
“The type of browser can restrict the functionality of a Flash movie. Although internal…”
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
A pinboard.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
“House Doctor” (albeit unwillingly/unwittingly).
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
11:10 a.m.
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
11:19 a.m.
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
The TV from the bedroom and the boiler, erm, boiling.
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?:
9.36am today. I took the DVDs and “Finding Nemo” game back to Blockbuster.
8. Before you came to this website, what did you look at?:
A mac software site.
9: What are you wearing?:
Black jeans, black hooded top, underwear, a “fsck/linux” t-shirt from NTK, Magnum boots, a hair tie.
10: Did you dream last night?
Not that I recall.
11: When did you last laugh?
This morning when TheWife(tm) tried to tickle me.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?:
(Clockwise from the left) A pinboard, a calendar, photographs of me and TheWife(tm), another calendar, an amusing Simpsons poster, a white board, yet another calendar.
13: Seen anything weird lately?:
Police investigating a garden for something or other. Ambulances and Black Mariahs aplenty, but no suspects arrested. Hmmm.
14: What do you think of this quiz?:
It’s a way to procrastinate.
15: What is the last film you saw?:
This Is Spinal Tap
, a classic.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
A brand spanking new house, with plenty of mod cons and a huge garden.
17: Tell me something about you that I don’t know:
I have a small birthmark on my left hand.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?:
Remove all religion and other bigotry.
19: Do you like to dance?:
Indeed.
20: George Bush:
is a complete fucknut.
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Perhaps Rachael.
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
Almost anything but Clint, Bertrand or Spencer.
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?:
Yes, Germany holds a very special place in my heart.
23: Will you pass on this survey?:
Not intentionally.