Bloody 1st of April (redux)
So there I was, telling the missus that everyone thinks she’s a comedy genius for having played the “Bisto/tea” prank.
“Ooh, lemme see!” she says, and boots up LJ to read the comments.
I decide, after having drunk 2 or 3 cups of tea already (real tea this time, not Bisto/tea) I should nip off to the loo. So, I do.
“Aw crap!” thinks I as I spy the porcelein bowl and a shiny reflective surface near the seat, “it’s flooded again,” making reference to the fact that me and plumbing haven’t got on recently. I look around the bathroom floor for water that has no place being there. I see none, and am slightly confused.
Oh, no! ‘Tis not flooded, it’s covered with bloody cling film!
And Suzy had the audacity to make a private post detailing her shenanigans on LJ before actually doing them!
Argh! Twice in one day!