Fucking chav scum
What is this fucking world coming to? Can’t someone walk down the road without fucking retarded shithead ned scum assaulting them?
Ok, this evening I was walking home after a completely useless (ie no-one else turned up) web design meetup, and I thought I’d take a shortcut through Leith Links to the chippy to get myself a pizza before 24 came on.
At the end of the Links, there were about 10 or so kids, aged about 15-16, dossing around, being the uncultured and clueless neds that they are. Suddenly, two of them took exception to my blue hair, I expect it was more than their shared brain cell could handle, and followed me over the road to the chippy. After a few moments of idle (and fairly vapid) insults on their part, a third twat came over, then the three of them decided to jump me. Fuckers! Luckily I managed to pop into the chippy and the cowardly little fuckers ran off.
So now I have a thumping headache, a bruised chin and a fucked wrist. At least I was wearing a bag over my back and had my leather jacket on, otherwise it could have been worse.
And I don’t think taking them up on their invitation to “go back to the Links” would have resulted in a picnic and cheery photo opportunity.
The sooner these piss-poor excuses for humans are locked up (or if they re-introduce the death penalty, put to the gallows) as people like this should be, the better.
Now I’m just waiting for the police to show up, but they’re taking their time. Lucky I wasn’t stabbed…