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How to make Croft Chowder.

Ingredients

1. take 15-20 seasoned and virgin buca runners
2. dress them up as Lara Croft (men as well as women)
3. add a few water pistols
4. add some fake balloon breasts
5. insert the whole lot into a beer garden
6. add alcohol and stir well
7. let the mix simmer for a few hours, adding more alcohol when required
8. move the mix to a cushioned pub back room
9. add even more alcohol, more people, and stir again, salute absent friends
10. let the whole shebang grow organically, and take photographs at (in)appropriate moments

Enjoy!

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