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First Law Of T’Interweb

Thy friends will post photos of thee in compromising and appalling comedy poses, and distribute forthwith to all and sundry.

Second Law Of T’Interweb

Thy friends are all bastards. Get over it.

Third Law Of T’Interweb

Thou art a bastard too. Use this to thine advantage, and follow Law One whenever the opportunity presents itself.

Now, from evidence (derived from the calulations of a collegue at work) I can reveal all! There are actually two answers to this:

2.125m and 1.668m (so the question really should be how long are pieces of string?)

Any other lengths of string are figments of an overactive and warped imagination.

Sleep easy people.