March against poverty
So, with one of the myriad of marches progressing down the road next to work, I’ve had a few of questions answered about the Brave New World we will welcome with open arms.
1) There will be no showers, hairdressers or shampoo, all having been outlawed under penalty of a stern looking-down-at.
2) Flares will be de rigueur, and tye-dying will be a major artform.
3) There will be as much face paint as you can eat, so no-one will go to bed without a full stomach or a comedy disguise.
4) Shoe-wearing will be discouraged, although sandles are acceptable (in lieu of bare feet) for the sick.
5) The community leader will be the guy or gal wearing the largest fake head.
I’m glad to know where the world is headed, and I can now prepare for the glorious revolution.